People have often come up with really cool ways to roll a joint. A close friend of Pass The Joint informed us of a method using a Dollar Bill. So we tried it out. Here are detailed instructions how to do it. Our guess is you’ll just look at the pictures but for those who’d rather read, instructions are above each picture. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us. But just before you do that, realize we’ll be stoned.
Take a bill from your wallet (if you have any money left) and make a good crease down the middle of it.
Open the bill and put the weed together in the crease
Now close the bill and roll the bill up and down between your fingers do pack the weed into the crease, tightly.
Now open the bill and you’ll see your weed beautifully packed into the crease, waiting to be rolled….Oh please roll me….Please….Next Step.
Now take your papers and place it at the top of the dollar bill. Now wedge the non-sticky part underneath the weed into the crease. That’s the hardest part. Be careful. You should now be looking at the paper so that the the sticky part is at the top of the bill and facing you. Say hi. Next step please.
Now close the bill again and roll again. Don’t be clumsy here. This takes practice so you might not get it the first time.
Roll the paper inside the bill to get the paper around the weed completely. You need to hold the bill with both hands and move the top half of the dollar upwards to make the weed roll over and onto the paper. (You might need to read that sentence again). This will happen as the paper moves with the bill. Makes sense right? Good, because it didn’t make sense to us.
Now, start to finish the joint by having the bottom end of the paper wrap around the inside weed. If you’re a pro-joint-roller to begin with, this is cake. Once you get that part, just lick the sticky gluey part of the paper and keep rolling it until the strip is sticking to the rest of the paper. You don’t even need to take it out of the dollar bill to finish it.
Now you’re done. Go show your mom — Kidding, DO NOT show your mom.
Kids these days…
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 am
THat looks like dank, gross bud. Your Canadian neighbors to the north send their deepest condolonces
December 30th, 2009 at 7:05 am
OMG i laughed so hard.
“Now you’re done. Go show your mom — Kidding, DO NOT show your mom.
Kids these days…”
that kept me laughing for at least an hour… ya stoned…